Jabroni All-Star "Mid-Roast Crisis": Broken Top Coffee Blend (Medium Roast)

Because you can’t buy a motorcycle at 7AM. But you can make coffee.

Let’s face it: life comes at you fast. One minute you’re crushing keg stands, the next you’re comparing mortgage rates and asking, “Does this back pain ever go away?”

Enter: Mid-Roast Crisis—your new go-to blend for powering through existential dread and PTA meetings with style.

This medium roast masterpiece is roasted in the USA using beans sourced straight from Central America, and hits you with dangerously delicious notes of chocolate-covered almonds, maple syrup, and a hint of citrus—like a warm hug from your cooler, more emotionally stable future self.

Whether you brew it drip, French press, or old-school Jabroni-style (a.k.a. whatever machine you didn’t break yet), this 12oz bag delivers smooth, small-batch roasted flavor that’ll make you forget you googled “hair thinning at 30” last night.

• 🍫 Flavor notes of chocolate-covered almonds, maple syrup, and citrus zest

• 🌎 Sourced from Central America, roasted in the USA

• ☕️ Available in whole bean or ground—choose your destiny

• 🏆 Specialty Grade Craft Coffee certified (because we’re classy like that)

• 🔥 Small-batch roasted for max freshness, flavor, and emotional support

⚠️ Warning:
Side effects may include daydreaming about moving to Costa Rica, yelling “I still got it,” and finally organizing your email inbox.
Ships to the U.S. and Canada only.
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