Jabroni All-Star "Roast Malone": Cascades Coffee Blend (Medium-Dark Roast)
Too smooth to cry. Too bold to quit.
Whether you're waking up hungover from regret or just emotionally drained from texting “you up?” at 2:14 a.m., Roast Malone is here to put the “post” in post-meltdown recovery.
This medium-dark roast beauty is small-batch roasted in the USA with beans sourced from deep in South America, delivering that rich, toasty, cocoa-nutty flavor that makes your brain go, “Damn… maybe today’s not so bad.”
Drip it. Press it. Moka pot it. This 12oz bag slaps harder than a sad tattoo and lingers longer than that one ex who still watches your stories.
💪 What’s in the Brew, Jabroni?-
🍫 Toasted Nut & Cocoa flavor notes
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🌎 South American beans, full-bodied and bold
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☕️ Medium-Dark Roast = dark roast energy, smooth finish
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🔥 Roasted in the USA, small-batch style
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💼 Available in whole bean or ground—you call the shots, champ
⚠️ Caution:
Side effects may include excessive confidence, accidental freestyle rapping, and telling people you're "just vibing" for no reason.
Ships only to the U.S. and Canada
Not available on Etsy, eBay, or Amazon—'cause real legends sell elsewhere.
| 12oz | |
|---|---|
| Packaging height, in | 9.02 |
| Packaging width, in | 4.02 |
| Packaging depth, in | 2.99 |
Cascades Blend
This is a classic, flavorful roast that still holds the complexity of the coffee. Savor the fullness of this coffee and experience a taste that is truly unforgettable.
Store coffee in a cool dry place away from direct sunlight to preserve freshness and aroma. Once opened, seal the bag by closing the locking flap with the bag to prevent the coffee from being exposed to oxygen. .
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